i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
(Source: flowury, via metalhearted)
me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?
congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
(Source: gnarlyy, via dscourage)
and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more
(Source: spoopysmaug, via geniusly)